porn name
as per a conversation i had recently the best way to formulate your screen name should you decide to star in any adult films is as follows:
childhood pet's name + the street you grew up on
using this formula i come up with blackie tyndall. if that is not the most money porn name i don't know what is.
please share your names and we shall see who has the most junk in their trunk!
childhood pet's name + the street you grew up on
using this formula i come up with blackie tyndall. if that is not the most money porn name i don't know what is.
please share your names and we shall see who has the most junk in their trunk!
posted by robb | 6/21/2006
3 Comments:
Mine would be Sam Broughton. Interesting, but does not have the flare of Blackie Tyndall.
-MJ
Daisy Hubler...
There is so much potential with the first part, but the second deflates it.
Of course I had many pets as a child, maybe one of these matches better:
Chips, Cheerio, Bun Bun, Mr. Kitty, Birdie (as you can see we got less creative as time went on!)
When you grow up on Church Street, you're not really going to get a good porn name...
Bootsie Church
Teddy Church
Patches Church
Spuds Church
Fibanacci Church
Nope, none of them really do it in the porn name arena.
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