kosher oreos?

lady passion and i were out enjoying an ice cream last night and to make things exciting we decided to get crazy and add a topping to our frozen treat. we opted for the crumbled cookies that appeared to be slathered with a white frosting/cream in the middle. we paid for the ice cream and starting walking, talking, and eating our dessert. after a few bites we began to suspect that maybe we had been duped. were the crumbled cookies with white frosting oreos as we had assumed when we ordered them or were they in fact oreos sneaky, conniving cousin....hydrox! the cookie was a little softer and slightly more bland and the cream was waxier in flavor than the oreo filling we knew and loved. needless to say, despite the warm weather and our love for treats, we left feeling mightily disappointed by our experience. how could you knowingly substitute an american icon for a cheap, bobo knock-off and expect honest, tax-paying consumers to accept it? it is cheap carbohydrates like the hydrox that are slowly eroding the fabric of this country! down with hydrox, viva la oreo in all it's crunchy, chocolatey, non-waxy frosting goodness!

editor's note: i am even more disappointed to let you know that i am now certain that passion and i were eating hydrox, as i have recently learned that hydrox is often referred to as 'the kosher oreo' and the establishment that we were patronizing was indeed kosher!

as rich y. would say....ggggreat! kosher oreos. i mean??????

proof that people are both crazy and that they have far too much time on their hands.