buckle up

living in the vicinity of nyc gives you countless cultural options in which to indulge. museums, concerts, cafes, and minor league baseball. minor league baseball you ask? that's right, if you are lonely and without plans for this weekend, why not join the dozens of people in lovely downtown newark (mere minutes from mid-town manhattan) to celebrate britney spears baby safety night with the newark bears (aaa baseball). while this seems like an opportune time to make a crack about newark, anything said would be overshadowed by the fact that america's former pop princess has been reduced to being the butt end of a joke at the hands of a minor league baseball team. boy, the days of hangin' with justified and helping him put activator in his jherri curl must feel like a lifetime ago to brits.