poisson d'avril!

make like a frenchman (or frenchwoman) and slap a fish on some unsuspecting bystander and experience the height of hilarity! mfd has made it easy for you.

1. click on the photo
2. print it out
3. cut along dotted lines
4. find someone french or just anybody you can find
5. pin the paper fish on their back (tape should be fine too)
6. giggle like your french (or just twist the ends of your moustache)

there you go madame et monsieur...a little culture brought to you by your friends at mfd.

(this debauchery is only good on april 1st, so make haste!)

(editor's note: if you manage to get any photos of your conquests, mfd will post them for all to see)

don johnson, where have ya gone?

what in the name of ricardo "rico" tubbs is going on here? i know that capturing that pastel hued magic of the late 80's would be a near impossible task, but we deserve better than this (full audio/visual presentation).

quick hasselhoff update

mr. hasselhoff has landed in some hot water with his wife...scoring himself a restraining order. do you think that antics like this have anything to do with it?



if this does not satisfy your hasselhoff jones, you can always rewatch 'hooked on a feeling'.

big al's prime cuts (tourney edition)

with the past weekend's games in the book, your bracket may be shredded but don't give up on ncaa tournament fun. just follow this lucious link and turn up the speakers to get your duke hate on! thanks vice president gore...without your internet we would never have all these options to waste our time at work with.

all hail the chief!

forget the final four, we have a champion. in what can only be deemed a smashing success, the first annual mfd tourney time challenge has come to an end...with a week to go in the tournament! using government protected mathematical formulas and algorithms, big chief's brackets has worked his way to the top of the standings and with george mason's improbable win in the great eight, can not be caught by the mighty made fresh daily. the staff here at mfd hope that a good time was had by all and we look forward to next years tournament. cheers.

gettin' dirty

me and the honey dip (that's ashley in case you couldn't figure it out) are headed to the dirty, dirty, the ATL, hotlanta this weekend to get crunk. pimp cups will runeth over, twenties will be spun, and all other type a stuff that we can't get into will go down. we promise to report back with a complete recap of all the sh*t fit to print. that's all for now...peace and chicken grease y'all.

(editor's note: if ash busts out the dirty bird, i'll will try to capture it on video for ya.)

enlarge the ATL poster and make your own mfd wallpaper

the name game

full discloser. i have been aching to anoint myself and ashley's blissful union with some really cool amalgamation of both our names ala tomkat, bennifer, brangelina. i mean if you could tell people you just got done posting on petman's blog or you just blew up roshley's cell, people would think you were the cat's meow. well, all my well laid plans were blow to smithereens this weekend, when i found out that there is a new trend among parents to give their children a combination of their respective last names. i mean these people don't have blogs, adopt vietnamese children or even show up in the front row of every boston sporting event like myself, brad, and ben. this is not good and i have scientific proof to prove it:

example

mr. morris + mrs. kerlin = baby kernmorris

baby kernmorris + playing with other kids = baby kernmorris getting ass kicked all over the playground

as you can see, mere mortals should proceed with extreme caution before trying the new age name game!

update: shortly after we went to press with this blog, we were made aware of another (and in the opinion of mfd staffers...much worse) instance of name changing. for anyone who had the fortune/misfortune of attending state high in the early 90's...you are in for a treat! read about the name game gone wild here.

pickled meat

if the hypocrites at the catholic church were going to relax there pious standards, it would have been nice if they could have say...done anything other than let people eat corned beef! they remain steadfastly against equality across gender, sexual preference, etc., but they are able to turn a blind eye here. i guess when you make the rules, you can bend them to suit your needs. sort of like settling the sexual abuse cases brought against them out of court and just moving the offending priests to new parishes to placate the dioceses. total bullshit.

get 'er done

the day has finally arrived and mfd is ready to kick it into high gear and watch some hoops. to mark the occasion, we have gone out and acted a fool. what are these crazy asses talkin' about you might ask...well i'll tell ya. we created a seperate blog just for the mfd tourney time jamboree. ohh yeah, that's right, you know it. enough of this...i have work to do (bubble bath decanters don't make themselves you know!) and you need to get over to mfd tourney time.

lazy sunday part duex

don't sleep on the creative geniuses over @ snl, they are turning comedic gems at an alarming rate. first they brought you the lazy sunday masterpiece and now they have virtually repeated (i mean literally repeated) that skit with the natalie portman rap. i could wax poetic about this piece of trash but i think i will just let this article from the village voice be your guide (minus the warm and fuzzies for lazy sunday which i still think sucks).

more than anything else, i am just happy that you can always accessorize with your favorite faux rap. it is kind of like when i copped a pair of the hammer pants circa 1992 to dance in front of yo! mtv raps every time u can't touch this came on.

big al's prime cuts

big al says who needs skype, google maps and wikipedia. the internet has far more brilliant jewels. look no further than this magnificent use of bandwidth.

great balls of awesomeness!

this casually droppin' david hasselhoff into mfd posts thing was supposed to be a one and done (see talking toilets), but after this nugget of righteousness, mfd and monsieur hasselhoff are going to have to form a miyagi/danielson relationship and kick some kobra cai dojo ass!

use a trojan

first the stanford tree is getting drunk at basketball games and now this debauchery at the cal-usc game. the bay area has some hilarious shit going on up there.

talking about toilets

along with a love of pilsner, schnitzel, and david hasselhoff, the germans also love their toilets. they love them so much that they are trying to help the 2.6 billion people worldwide without adequate sanitation get the hook-up for the hook-up. on a serious note, this is a great cause, by some great people and it deserves a minute of your time. the group behind this effort is the german toilet organization and this public awareness campaign is water is life, sanitation is dignity (read the pdf brochure here).

living with regret

when i see awesome stuff like the cover of outdoor life, i sit and think to myself: "did i take the right path in life? is going to the museum to see a depressed norwegian painter really better than covering myself in deer scent and sitting in a 'tree fort' for hours on end hoping to catch a glimpse of a beautiful 12 point buck so that i can shoot a hole in him the size of a carburetor?" the bountiful amounts of deer jerky alone would make the outdoor life choice a worthwhile pursuit for any red-blooded american male.

why yes, george michael

arrested development to showtime? you be the judge.

either way, here is a little quote to keep you all warm and fuzzy inside until this whole thing gets sorted out.

"Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking."
-Tobias Funke

these are my recreation clothes

damn, mexican luche libre is awesome. while i have always been a fan of the blue demon, i guess that i can find a place in my heart for this nacho libre fellow. view his skill sets.

laissez les bons temps rouler!

booze, broads, and beads. survey the scene.